Student Zelig, our buddy and comerad Who called his pencils and erasers; Three mechanical pencils and a pack of four (erasers), And every pencil gets six leads.
“You tough fellows” said his bravery, “I expect everyone of you to get out of pencilbox during the exam! For there’s a possibility that any of those malfunctions, I don’t wanna get into any more trouble.” [Soldiers repeat]
“The Mathematics has allied with Fluid Mechanics And the Solid Mechanics revolts against me; The Fluid Mechanics is approaching fast The Mathematics is creeping in, not too far away” [Soldiers repeat]
“My erasers XX and XXX and another eraser XXXX are all prepared With Grace, like the oil and rod Who doesn’t know that we’re not gonna screw up on exam yet!” [Soldiers repeat]
“Good bye now, Luise, wipe your tears, It is not like every question get me wrong! If every question breaks its students’ heart How could the prof keep their jobs then?” [Soldiers repeat]
The 0.5 mm mechanical pencil draws a tiny circle The 0.9 mm mechanical pencil draws a thicker circle; All circles are made of powder of lead And (if you circle all four options), one of them must be correct answer.” [Soldiers repeat]
Our rulers has an excellent caliber And we don’t change sides; The Maths, who has nothing but formula and cases; Who knows if Fluids could be any harder (it’s pretty hard). [Soldiers repeat]
The Solid Mechanics sabotages with its toughness, We firm our fortress with practices; With Grace, like the oil and rod, Who doesn’t know that we’re not gonna screw up on exam yet! [Soldiers repeat]