May 2013
3 posts
December 2012
2 posts
Exam Battle Song (filled words) (based on Fredericus Rex)
Student Zelig, our buddy and comerad
Who called his pencils and erasers;
Three mechanical pencils and a pack of four (erasers),
And every pencil gets six leads.
[Soldiers repeat]
“You tough fellows” said his bravery,
“I expect everyone of you to get out of pencilbox during the exam!
For there’s a possibility that any of those malfunctions,
I don’t wanna get into any more trouble.”
[Soldiers repeat]
“The Mathematics has allied with Fluid Mechanics
And the Solid Mechanics revolts against me;
The Fluid Mechanics is approaching fast
The Mathematics is creeping in, not too far away”
[Soldiers repeat]
“My erasers XX and XXX
and another eraser XXXX are all prepared
With Grace, like the oil and rod
Who doesn’t know that we’re not gonna screw up on exam yet!”
[Soldiers repeat]
“Good bye now, Luise, wipe your tears,
It is not like every question get me wrong!
If every question breaks its students’ heart
How could the prof keep their jobs then?”
[Soldiers repeat]
The 0.5 mm mechanical pencil draws a tiny circle
The 0.9 mm mechanical pencil draws a thicker circle;
All circles are made of powder of lead
And (if you circle all four options), one of them must be correct answer.”
[Soldiers repeat]
Our rulers has an excellent caliber
And we don’t change sides;
The Maths, who has nothing but formula and cases;
Who knows if Fluids could be any harder (it’s pretty hard).
[Soldiers repeat]
The Solid Mechanics sabotages with its toughness,
We firm our fortress with practices;
With Grace, like the oil and rod,
Who doesn’t know that we’re not gonna screw up on exam yet!
[Soldiers repeat]
Last verse… not sure how to fill.. back to work…
November 2012
3 posts
July 2012
3 posts
June 2012
5 posts
Play
That moment of distress when I get two books that interest me equally at the same time and can't choose which one to read first.
That moment of freakingout when I get two projects that drives me crazy at the same time and can’t decide which one to work on first…
May 2012
7 posts
Crash and #!/bin/bash: Why is it →
crashmcdougal.tumblr.com
that every time I’m writing out a stupid little post and open a new tab to search Tumblr for the exact perfect reaction gif, it’s all “HEY! YOU HAVE AN UNFINISHED POST! DO YOU WANT TO RECOVER IT? CLICK HERE TO RECOVER THAT POST YOU NEVER FINISHED WRITING AND IS ABOUT TO BE LOST FOREVER!”
But when…
Tumblr, I HATE you for this, for destroying my 3-hour’s effort just because I hit the wrong button!!! and the “retrieve” has nothing there…
April 2012
4 posts
Baby Mash
B. Bumble & The Stingers
just found another melody used to bleed my nose… :P ”Baby Mash” by B.Bumble and the Stingers
February 2012
8 posts
Listen
Playing “Hänschen Klein” (a German Folk song) on Garage Band for iPod (original by ME).
January 2012
9 posts
Listen
Hänschen Klein, a German folk song talks about a boy named Hans went out and discover the world; then the melody went to Korea and became the story of butterfly; in China it tells the story of a young hardworking bee making honey. (the first and only song I learned to play on the piano)
Inverse "Déjà vu" (The old man in Physics Lab)
- background: Trying to log into Sun computer during the lab, suddenly the physics lab coordinator: a 60ish years old man sit beside me
- oldman: You are not supposed to be here...
- me: ( silent but confused, I thought he meant I was too stupid to be in physics class after failed logging in system twice).
- oldman: You were here yesterday right? You are not allowed to attend two lab sessions.
- me: No, I was not here yesterday.
- oldman: (looked at my face carefully) But I saw a guy looked exactly same like you sitting here yesterday, was that your twin brother?
- me: I am the only child of my family, and the only special one exist in this country. (I hope to have a brother... ).
- oldman: Do you have any ID with you?
- me: Yes I do (hand him my campus card).
- oldman: That's not you... There is a blonde...(didn't hear it because people were laughin but I guess he was talking about my blond bang at front).
- me: Well I cut it out, do you want to see my passport?
- oldman: and he was even wearing the same jacket, the yellow collar...
- me: This is my team jacket (for Science Fair... I didn't say it out)...
- oldman: Well I guess he was the one on your team. (I would really hope so)
- me: Do you have more questions for me?
- oldman: Yes, but later I need you to write down on paper.
- me: Seriously, What question?? (a little bit worried because it might be investigation or something like that?)
- oldman: The question for the lab. (walked away)
- background: 20 minutes later when we started working on lab calculation sheet, the oldman walked to my seat again...
- oldman: Have you heard about the term "Déjà vu"?
- me: No? (I do actually)
- oldman: It means people've already seeing things happening from the past.
- me: Okay.
- oldman: But sometimes it works inversely for me. (walked away again)
- background: The second lab became worst, because we haven't learned the things yet and the numbers we filled on calculation sheet were actually "guessed". (We are going to learn these tonight). I walked out the doorway with vacuumed mind. The oldman was about to lock the door of the Sun Lab.
- oldman: You know what? I've really seen you yesterday afternoon.
- me: Well, I forgot to tell that I was actually kidnapped once by alien when I was in Nova Scotia, that might explain the case.
- oldman: (laughed... only time ever so far)
- me: (yea... what a Tuesday :( )
Luft'46.com →
luft46.com
a really good source if you want to learn more about WW2 Luftwaffe secret aero projects. Most of them are really “Science Fictional”
December 2011
5 posts
03-yann tiersen-2001-le fabuleux destin d'amélie poulain-la valse d'amélie
September 28th, 1997. It is exactly 11am. At the funfair, near the ghost train, the marshmallow twister is twisting. Meanwhile, on a bench in Villette Square, Félix Lerbier learns there are more links in his brain than atoms in the universe. Meanwhile, at the Sacré Coeur, the nuns are practising their backhand. The temperature is 24°C, humidity 70%, atmospheric pressure 990 millibars.
Amelie
Amélie (-:
